Welcome to a new feature on The Shopping Mama – He Said WHAT? Here’s the deal: like most toddlers my son says ri-dic-ulous things. Like crazy funny things. And I’m always thinking, “I really need to write that down.” So now I”m writing it down and sharing it with you.
Here are some recent gems out of the mouth of my babe.
The Rolling Game
On Saturday my husband, Toddler Boy and Baby Girl were laying on our bed and hanging out. Sounds innocent enough, right?
Toddler Boy: Dada, let’s play a game.
Husband: What do you want to play?
Toddler Boy: Let’s roll Baby Girl off the bed.
(Not that it’s better or worse, but we have a very tall bed.)
Husband: Um, don’t you think she would get hurt if she fell off the bed.
Toddler Boy: Let’s find out!
Dinner Table Talk
I made some beef stew (for the first time ever, by the way, and it was good) and my husband put A-1 sauce on it. Ew, right? He puts freaking condiments on everything. Anyway, he wanted me to try it. I resisted and said “No, thanks.” Husband said, “Just try it.” To prove a point to Toddler Boy, I did. A few moments later, Toddler Boy was eating a fruit bar.
Toddler Boy: Mama, want to try this fruit?
Me: No, thanks. I know what it tastes like. It’s yummy and it’s yours.
Toddler Boy: C’mon, mama, jus’ try it.
Me: No, thanks.
Toddler Boy: Mom, try one bite. It won’t kill you.
More Dinner Talk
This one is great. Toddler Boy wasn’t eating his dinner but wanted some chocolate. Surprise, surprise. My husband said, “Buddy, finish eating your chicken and you can have some chocolate.” A few minutes passed and Toddler Boy didn’t eat his chicken.
Toddler Boy: Can I has some chochit now?
Husband: No. Do you remember what I told you to do to get chocolate?
Toddler Boy (after an extended blank stare): Can I have chocit now?
Husband: No. What do you have to do to get chocolate?
This back-and-forth repeated several times.
Toddler Boy: Dada, you’re wasting my time. Just give me some chocit, please.
At least he said please.
Has your kid said anything crazy lately?
Jaime @ Denim Debutante
December 10, 2009Okay, that might be the cutest thing ever!
trisha
December 10, 2009just a tip…never leave him alone w/ the baby. LOL!
Brittany
December 10, 2009LOL “Let’s roll baby girl off the bed” You wonder where they come up with these ideas huh!?
Stefanie
December 10, 2009LMAO That’s too funny! I love the crazy things kids say!
Amanda
December 10, 2009Hilarious! Sounds a lot like my house.
Cheryl
December 10, 2009My daughter (who will be 3 in January) have been saying VERY hilarious things lately… I was changing her into PJ’s and I said “Lauren, pick out your pyjamas.” She said “No mommy. No clothes. I run faster naked” um, right. Gotchya.
Dangerous Dixie
December 10, 2009Soooo funny! I suggest that your keep a good eye on your precious little girl when she is hanging out on the bed!
Monica
December 10, 2009Those are too cute! We are just getting to the stage where Graham is saying hilarious things. Here was our conversation this morning. I asked Graham to tell me some of his friends. He listed a few of them, added “Camille, she has scissors” (camille cuts our hair-he got a haircut yesterday) Then he said “and some other guy”. I never found out who the “some other guy” was!
Lori A.
December 11, 2009LOL!! Great stuff!
Sunghee
December 11, 2009“You are wasting my time”!!! That is so great. So funny. We do this all the time, my son doesn’t take “no” for an answer. It really drives us nuts that he constantly asking the same thing over and over again! Glad that he is not the only one. Thanks for sharing the stories!