He Said WHAT? Toddler Talk Volume 2

by Kate on December 17th, 2009 | 6 Comments » | In Life, Parenting

He Said What Crazy Toddler TalkOne of these days I’m going to need to catch some of my little man’s gems on video so you can really enjoy his crazy talk in all its glory.

For now, enjoy the latest installment of He Said WHAT?

Big Helper

I asked Toddler Boy to help me carry something into his classroom this morning. He looked at me with a very serious tone, like he was helping me write the Declaration of Independence rather than carry a backpack, and said, “Yes, mama. I will help. I can do an excellent job. I AM an excellent job.”

Princess Play

This is an oldie but goodie. As part of exploring pretend play and developing his imagination, Toddler Boy often assigns the family different characters. When we went to Disney it was like heaven for him – we were different characters in his little play every day. One day while at Disney we were all princesses.  Here are the names we were assigned by Toddler Boy:

Toddler Boy: “Aurora”
My mom: “Cindawellwa”
Me: “Belle”
My Husband: “Prince Charmy”
Baby Girl: “Princess Castle Sidewalk”

Seriously, “Princess.Castle.Sidewalk.” And, if we didn’t call her that, he would sternly correct us and remind us of her proper pretend name “Princess Castle Sidewalk.”

So what crazy stuff has your little one said lately?

If you enjoyed this post, check out He Said WHAT? Volume 1.

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Kate started The Shopping Mama™ in January 2009 when she traded in online legal research and writing for locating the best products for children. She shops for a 4.5 year old boy and 2.5 year old girl and is pregnant with baby number 3 due to arrive in March. Kate and her family recently relocated to steamy Montgomery, Alabama and are happy to be living all together as a family of four after surviving a one year deployment. Read more about her pregnancy on the BabyCenter Momformation blog.

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Comments (6)

  1. Victoria

    December 17, 2009

    He sounds like he was quoting MRS. DOUBTFIRE – “I am job!” – so cute!

  2. Yvonne Butler

    December 18, 2009

    So Cute, Keep them coming, its been so long I can’t remember most of mine but I do rember when my daughter was pretty small and we cooked spagatti and I begin to fix the plates to put on the table. She came to the table and when I got her plate she said she didn’t want any of that other stuff, just the straw.
    Kid are so innocent at an early age.
    Keep sharing and Merry Christmas to Everyone

  3. Karen R

    December 18, 2009

    That is hilarious!

  4. Felicia

    December 18, 2009

    I love it!!! That is the cutest thing ever. Graham pretends to be Thomas the Train and is in continual search of Henry, james, and Percy. He will get upset if you don’t acknowledge the fact that they are “missing” and that we must find them.

    I need to pull out and dust off my early childhood development books from counseling and brush up! I’m so used to dealing with teenagers!

  5. Kate

    December 20, 2009

    That’s so cute. Lucy just hands me things for me to carry. : )

  6. Hazel

    December 21, 2009

    The other day I dropped a candle at Target and the glass shattered all over the floor. Three little boys in the same aisle stopped, pointed at me, and started laughing. The best part? They kept repeating, “Mommy, she failed! Mommy!! Mommy! She fails!”

    I did. I did fail. =[

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