One of these days I’m going to need to catch some of my little man’s gems on video so you can really enjoy his crazy talk in all its glory.
For now, enjoy the latest installment of He Said WHAT?
Big Helper
I asked Toddler Boy to help me carry something into his classroom this morning. He looked at me with a very serious tone, like he was helping me write the Declaration of Independence rather than carry a backpack, and said, “Yes, mama. I will help. I can do an excellent job. I AM an excellent job.”
Princess Play
This is an oldie but goodie. As part of exploring pretend play and developing his imagination, Toddler Boy often assigns the family different characters. When we went to Disney it was like heaven for him – we were different characters in his little play every day. One day while at Disney we were all princesses. Here are the names we were assigned by Toddler Boy:
Toddler Boy: “Aurora”
My mom: “Cindawellwa”
Me: “Belle”
My Husband: “Prince Charmy”
Baby Girl: “Princess Castle Sidewalk”
Seriously, “Princess.Castle.Sidewalk.” And, if we didn’t call her that, he would sternly correct us and remind us of her proper pretend name “Princess Castle Sidewalk.”
So what crazy stuff has your little one said lately?
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He sounds like he was quoting MRS. DOUBTFIRE – “I am job!” – so cute!
So Cute, Keep them coming, its been so long I can’t remember most of mine but I do rember when my daughter was pretty small and we cooked spagatti and I begin to fix the plates to put on the table. She came to the table and when I got her plate she said she didn’t want any of that other stuff, just the straw.
Kid are so innocent at an early age.
Keep sharing and Merry Christmas to Everyone
That is hilarious!
I love it!!! That is the cutest thing ever. Graham pretends to be Thomas the Train and is in continual search of Henry, james, and Percy. He will get upset if you don’t acknowledge the fact that they are “missing” and that we must find them.
I need to pull out and dust off my early childhood development books from counseling and brush up! I’m so used to dealing with teenagers!
That’s so cute. Lucy just hands me things for me to carry. : )
The other day I dropped a candle at Target and the glass shattered all over the floor. Three little boys in the same aisle stopped, pointed at me, and started laughing. The best part? They kept repeating, “Mommy, she failed! Mommy!! Mommy! She fails!”
I did. I did fail. =[